we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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