I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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