It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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