you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
