Where is the hickey?
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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