Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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