Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
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he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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