they need to just BURY HIM!
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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