If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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