I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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