so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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