Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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