Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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