I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
my sisters under your porch take her home
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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