yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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