I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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