You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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