My first STD was from a foam party
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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