the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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