I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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