Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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