So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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