i don't like sucking hair
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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