he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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