he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You can't just leave with hair like that
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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