i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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