Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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