this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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