It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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