Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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