Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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