There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
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