just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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