yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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