I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Me too!
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
