I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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