I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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