yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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