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(916): View more from California

You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil

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(914): View more from New York

saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend

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(440): View more from Ohio

wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant

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(630): View more from Illinois

I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?

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(802): View more from Vermont

beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate

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(208): View more from Idaho

I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....

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