i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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