Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Randomize
