I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
