I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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