There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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