She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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