Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just google imaged poop.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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