It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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