why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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