No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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