Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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