This girl is more easily done than said...
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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