windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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