I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
