At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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