Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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