so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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