Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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