MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
