i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Mom said you looked used
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Randomize
