dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
