Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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